:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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