So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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