well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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