don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
You pole danced in your parka.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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