I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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