i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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