found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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