I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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