Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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