bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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