No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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