.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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