why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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