Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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