i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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