dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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