I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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