And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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