just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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