I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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