What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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