One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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