is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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