tell your sister to shave her snatch
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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