On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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