no you cant smoke seaweed
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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