But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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