I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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