I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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