these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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