I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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