It's just like the Real World with babies
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
you're hired as official boob wrangler
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
