Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Randomize
