it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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