so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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