The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Randomize
