Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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