It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
