ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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