i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
either way he was missing a nipple.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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