i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Randomize