you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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