i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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