why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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