you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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