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(808): View more from Hawaii

You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.

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(587): View more from Alberta

the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"

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(+61): View more from Australia

Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse

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(609): View more from New Jersey

One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.

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(317): View more from Indiana

The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.

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(303): View more from Colorado

jump out the window naked night went bad

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