With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Dicks are not precious.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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