To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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