it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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