that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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