can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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