it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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