her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I party with great urgency now.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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