It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
That's intense
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Who wears a wallet chain?!
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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