Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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