We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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