My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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